Hilarious dating profile

It’s like summer camp for makin’ movies, so I’m happy about it. I like public transportation and wandering around cities. Most of the time, I don’t take myself very seriously. Or if you just want to give me something valuable, like eternal wisdom, a free ticket to Paris, or a house.I am a graduate of Colorado State University, where I double-majored in English and Journalism. This guy comes off as a solid, down-to-earth, sweet gent with a great sense of humor.B-B–B-BUT…oh come on, by now you know that there is a BUT coming. This guy does a great job at putting the girl at ease.He mentions that in the worse case scenario “we might end up becoming great friends”, eliminating any forced expectations.

Girls fancy mystery (as long as the truth gradually comes to light as the relationship progresses). I have a banjo who’s in perfect condition, but that’s because I never play him.The French are known for being snooty, and yet this guy takes that into consideration and pokes fun at it.He has a great sense of humor and comes off as goofy but real.Avoided being bitten by vampires, but yes, they do have them there. if your a climber you will know what I mean, and if not… it’s a talent that I wish I had, and emotions are really the most addictive chemicals. I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem to unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they should. James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”.I’ll take you climbing a few times and you will be doing it too. I spent a number of years in my early 20’s road tripping and meditating. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Six things I could never do without: I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for some daily spooning. If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?

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